credits to gin who found this posted on a random webpage...

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling over.

The couple went together
to fight this fire or to settle his matter
Jack fell down when the fire gets bigger
Jill crumbles under the heat and pressure

The media portrays the playwright
A bigger audience is always the better.
The purpose is to ascertain
whether is it really a public matter

i'm sure every Singaporean knows who this is directed at. a dig at the PBM. given the stagnant and routined lifestyle of Singaporeans, apparently this is the best entertainment ever!! even better than any of Jack Neo's productions! XD